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Dutch kinder surprise

Forget the dutch oven!
Lets talk about the dutch kinder surprise! When a woman farts sitting up and it accidently slides into the vagina and she lets her partner go down later on only for her to let it come out like a dutch kinder surprise in their face!
I am not going down on you again, last time you ripped a dutch kinder surprise in my face and it almost cause me to get a nosebleed!
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