Dutch cannon

The best clan warrer you can have on your team, known for his epic spears and his seksie tanking.

Guy: OMG did you see Dutch cannon tank out 17 brews, he even got speared 12 times! Girl: Omg hes so sxcy, i wish he would respond to my love mail!

by Thebeasttanks January 30, 2010

Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)

After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.

by DutchCannon January 04, 2018

Dutch Cannon

An ordinary air cannon with the ammunition of human farts. This proves to be a very effective projectile stink weapon.

Dr. Prater: Heads up, kids!

Brandon: Oh what the fuck is that smell?!

Dr. Prater: HAHA taste ma dutch cannon BITCH!

by Xxn0sc0p3zxX October 27, 2010