Dutch bag

a polite way of saying someone's a duche bag.

you're a real dutch bag!

by Cisco March 2, 2005

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023

dutch duffle bag

When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.

Scott is using the Dutch duffle bag method to carry around Krista again.

by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017

Dutch Snack Bag

When you sneak into the office fridge and fart in your co-workers bag of snacks that's in their lunch bag and then close it back up.

"Aw shit! Tommy, did you dutch snack bag my chips?!?!"

by DarthCampana June 11, 2019