dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.
Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,
by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022
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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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