Dutch Gift

a gift of something you like that you give to somebody, so you can have it/some yourself

"Here is a lovely box of chocolates. Open them up and give me one!"
"Hey, it's a Dutch Gift!"

by R Hare October 21, 2008

Dutch Gift Basket

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.

I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket

by headstrong May 18, 2013