The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.
by Jesus January 18, 2003
"one, two, three, four, five, durf, six, seven."
"fifteen, durfteen, sixteen."
"fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree..."
"fifteen, durfteen, sixteen."
"fiftynine, durftyone, durftytwo, durftythree..."
by DRFF September 13, 2009
by cock bomb January 7, 2009
1) when your having sex and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur partner.
2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.
2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.
EXAMPLES:
1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.
2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.
1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.
2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.
by Ninja Baller May 31, 2007
A state of mind and body that is incepted after a long night of partying in which causes you to lose all grasp on reality and procastinate to your maximum capability. Common side affects are: Hands in pants for extended amount of time, continous gas release, temptation to consumption of "couch pizza", refusal of changing your pants you pissed in hours ago, allergies to any light source, smelling like a foot, upsett stomach, and Diarrhea.
by Robert Durfnero February 7, 2011
An acronym for Dump, Unfriend, Remove, and Forget. Often used to express feelings about someone else's companion, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.
by durfcreator?? July 10, 2011
A homosexual who is afraid of being identified as gay, who goes out of their way to appear straight.
Steve - "Hey guys let's go to Hooters after the ball game"
Dave - "Why? So you can check out our boners you big durf!"
Dave - "Why? So you can check out our boners you big durf!"
by Knuckleberry Finn October 4, 2015