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Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019
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Ey up me duck 

A friendly greeting, often used in Nottinghamshire, which can leave people not from the Midlands a bit puzzled the first time they hear it.
“Ey up me duck, y’alreet?” (Hello, are you well?)
“Aye, grand. Y’rsel’?” (Yes, I’m fine. How are you?)
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duck rug 

Redneck beard. You will see bigots such as Phil Robertson with one.
Did you see that dumbass with the duck rug over there? He just pulled out a chicken bone out of it!
duck rug by Scorpion27 December 23, 2013

Duck to Hero 

Duck is a very lame, boring, easy, or useless thing. It's mostly used as an insult, or to say a person isn't very cool or nice.

Hero is an interesting, yet difficult thing. It's used to say something or someone is really cool, nice, or poular

Duck to Hero is a term used as a scale measurement. It would be used to compare things.
"On a scale of Duck to Hero, how hard do you think the test was?"
"That swim practice was really Hero, we had to swim a 200 butterfly."
"She's such a Duck! She didn't know what -9+-7 was!"
OMG! Suzy is such a Hero! She is like, the coolest girl in the grade!"
Duck to Hero by eroth2904 February 7, 2017

duck duck chicken 

Duck duck chicken is a game you play in localities with a significant, open transgender population (Singapore, Thailand, India, etc.) where you try to guess whether a female appearing prostitute is a duck (biologically male) or chicken (biologically female).
Will: Duck!

Dan: Chicken!

Eugene: You ladyboy?

Ladyboy: Yes. Teeheehee!

Everyone loses at duck duck chicken eventually.
duck duck chicken by Duck Master January 16, 2014
adj. - a word to call someone who is being a douche, and/or annoying as hell.
That guy in the duck costume is such a duckbag.
duckbag by pedfedup November 3, 2011

Dirty Docks 

noun; a place where the shawty (s) are trifling
Shawty: *trifling*
Inky: Shawty trifling! She must be from Dirty Docks.