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Dunkeld Kenny 

Dunkeld Kenny

1970's porn star who went by the name Kenny Rogers-her. His signature move was the gold shower, which he mastered, perfected and make his own.

One of the first men in the industry to get a prince albert, this helped enormously with his golden shower scene's enabling him to shower numerous females at the same time with remarkable accuracy.

His career span 3 decades and there is even talk of a return to the industry in 2015 as his golden shower performances have never really been equalled. This along with his distinct orgasm sounds, a cross between a ghost moaning and squirrel being trodden on accidently by a semi handicapped person. This unique sound earned him the 1979 *He Cum vocalist award.

Kenny was very lucky to survive the AIDs epidemic that plagued the industry thru these years, even after his male/male scene with Jonny Holmes. Many put this down to the amount of urine he expelled in this scene.

*He Cum vocalist award is a very prestigious honor only given out every 4 years to coincide with olympics.
"I met this chick at the pub on saturday, i totally did a Dunkeld Kenny on her. It looked like she'd been hit with a fire hydrant."
Dunkeld Kenny by tommy the face September 29, 2014
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