Dung Druff

The fine particles of crap flakes which ploom when one claws the tangled vines of their ring beard.

'As poor Oscar recklessly gouged his parched shit pipe raw, the entire kitchen was disguised in dung druff.'

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Dongdruff

The flaky remnants on one's penis after a night of passionate unprotected hetero sex. Generally a mix of dried semen and vaginal secretions.

Russ desperately needed a shower and to do some laundry; he found his sheets and body covered with dongdruff after the night's activities.

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