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Duncan Day
Same as Oprah Day. A day where you were supposed to hang out with your gf/bf, but instead your or their friends are in the way when u want to be alone. So you are stuck hanging out with other people, when u just wanted to have some time with your gf/bf. So you waste the whole day and do absolutely nothing.
I thought i was gonna get some time alone with my girlfriend today, but it ended up being another Duncan Day
Duncan Day by Nick Larkey April 1, 2005
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Duncan Donuts
A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.
Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.
Duncan Donuts by QuacksO October 8, 2018
National Bob Duncan Day
National Bob Duncan Day by Bobtram March 10, 2020
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duncan donut by BenthehumanYT March 6, 2017
Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver
When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.
Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"
Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008
duncan b dizzle
When someone named Duncan 'b dizzles' all over another man's face while simultaneously shitting on his own legs and rubbing it in like body wash.
Bro I got b dizzled so good last night. I cant walk straight from how hard duncan b dizzled all over my face and body and balls.
duncan b dizzle by SLC Body Improvement Council April 20, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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