Nickname for a breed of girl who lives in NW Portland, Oregon. These girls are most easily identified by their epic walks of shame that include stumbling around carrying a blanket after a night of getting absolutely destroyed by some random hipster who liked Interpol before they got too mainstream, sometimes in a dumpster. Torn tights, huge black boots, bright red lipstick, and aviator sunglasses are also mainstays with this breed of slunt. Their hobbies include, smoking, chugging peen, smoking, huffing dong, smoking, getting miles of dick run through them, and smoking wang. Also, baby duck hat is GREAT for parties!
JJRS: DAMN! That chick next door is hot being as how she is nothing but cliches and bad decisions! I wanna throw some groceries down her neck.
KD: Yup. She's a dumpster baby.
KD: Yup. She's a dumpster baby.
by ll cool jjrs July 19, 2010
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So called, because the mother does not want said child and leaves it in a dumpster.
So called, because the mother does not want said child and leaves it in a dumpster.
Did you hear about Emily and Chaz? They fucked after prom and the condom broke. Heard that she had a dumpster baby.
by Celia Brooke March 30, 2008
Get the Dumpster Baby mug.A Dumpster Baby is when you lift the lining out of a garbage. Preferably in the bathroom, then take a dump in the can. Now, put the lining back in and let that bad boy marinate. When the dumpee lifts the lining out, he will have a nice drippy mess of a dumpster baby.
"Dude, I just took an amazing dumpster baby in my buddy Jeff's bathroom. It was epic."
"Aww man, I just got dumpster babied!!"
"Aww man, I just got dumpster babied!!"
by Dave Kimby January 24, 2011
Get the Dumpster Baby mug.A child who walks around the highschool who smells likes shit and never bathes. they have GREASY hair and never shave. They have long hair and live in packs. Living amongst the dumpster colonies they lead pointless lives wandering aimlessly making asses of themselves in the lunch room...
by Troll #59 February 19, 2009
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by RacismKiller September 12, 2009
Get the Dumpster baby mug.Family Guy musical number based on the true life story of a New Jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.
In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''
A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.
Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.
In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''
A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.
Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.
by smarticvs April 6, 2009
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