Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.

Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.

by smasyracuse October 7, 2010

stumper dump

defecation the size of a tree stump

Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump

by binkel November 4, 2010