Dumgis
Him:Hey bro when can we go out
Me: Never
Him: oh come on
Me: can you stop you’re being such a dumgis.
Me: Never
Him: oh come on
Me: can you stop you’re being such a dumgis.
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Dumpism
The perfectly transcendent philosophical belief, that all people, regardless of belief system, world view, faith, etc. all sentient beings enjoy a good dump. Dumpism is hailed as one of the most powerful uniting forces among not only all human cultures, but all sentient beings - possibly among extraterrestrial life (who must also eject waste, assuming they are matter based beings).
Islamo-Fascist: Despite the fact that western culture is forcefully assimilating my people, I must admit we all still enjoy a good dump.
Nihilist: Despite the fact that nothing is of any meaning to me whatsoever, I also enjoy a good dump. Apparently we both believe in Dumpism!
Islamo-Fascist: Thank Allah for Dumpism!
Nihilist: Whatever.
Nihilist: Despite the fact that nothing is of any meaning to me whatsoever, I also enjoy a good dump. Apparently we both believe in Dumpism!
Islamo-Fascist: Thank Allah for Dumpism!
Nihilist: Whatever.
Dumpism by Edward Lazzarin & Mark Povich February 22, 2007
Haha Dummiss
An utterance you make when someone does something really stupid and makes a complete fool of them self, while you point and laugh at them.
Haha Dummiss by Confobbler April 6, 2023
Haha Dummiss
An utterance you make when someone does something really stupid and makes a complete fool of them self, while you point and laugh at them.
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Lexi: *Falls off my scooter while going down a hill even after I told her not to do it*
Me: *pointing and laughing* "HAHA DUMMISS!"
Me: *pointing and laughing* "HAHA DUMMISS!"
Haha Dummiss by Confobbler August 2, 2023