A spam page known for their unfunny posts and amazing boyfriend. They have come out as a furry in early 2021, they have a large following, which is still growing. They get grumpy when they lose followers, and doesn't gain them, which many find funny.
person 1: Hey, do you know that instagram account called Dumb.Flop?
person 2: yeah, they're not funny and totally unorginal..
Their followers: *rises from the flames of the underworld* WORSHIP DUMB.FLOP OR BURN IN THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.