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Dumb Ass Fucktard 

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a fucking dumb ass whose fucking retarded.
Steve: “holy shit that Dumbass Fucktard just cut us off.”

Brian: “That was a cross walk.”

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.
Dumb Ass Fucktard by Needlebeetle69 September 18, 2020

Fucktard Dumbass 

Someone who has screwed up so many times that they earn the title of a fucktard AND a dumbass. It's usually used on Ex's (mostly boyfriends) that fuck up big time and continuously lie to get try and get out of trouble, but end up in deeper shit.
"my ex boyfriend is such a fucktard dumbass! he lied about his parents not wanting us to be together!"
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I hit a real purple patch.

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