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The best ass kicker this side of the moon.
One of the quotes I remember, "Your chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v
by Kristaa November 17, 2004
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The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

-duke nukem
by buttcheeks mcgee October 11, 2005
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The Navy SEAL's lieutenant commander who fights aliens and gets all the hot chicks
"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"
by N/A July 24, 2003
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Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice.

Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.

Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."
by DIO-Brando May 31, 2006
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a term used when something is expected to be released (movie, game, etc) but never does, inspired by the actual Duke Nukem that never came out
It's not coming out. I'm having it classified at a Duke Nukem.
by i dont like sand September 09, 2010
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