An expression used in an email response when you're blowing someone off who is on a tangent that isn'tworth responding to. There isn't much they can send back after this type of response.
Incoming email: "You should go jump off a cliff, you are worthless and you don't know what you are talking about."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'