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Down to fuck tonight
Text from chick: "Hey I'm dtft and super drunk" - 2:50am

Text from dude: "DAMNIT" - 9:00am
Dtft by Dtft June 28, 2015
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Down to FaceTime
I’m dtft whenever
Dtft by _Roro December 20, 2018
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down to fuck trolls
Dude: See that guy Kevin over there? Man, I heard he's dtft!

You: WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKADOFHDPOFIUHSDPOIUHD??!?!?!!?!!?!!!?!?
dtft by Mmmmmmmk December 3, 2013
DTFTW translates to "Down to fuck the world." Girls that are DTFTW are willing to have sex with any guy, regardless of how he looks, dresses or behaves. These girls basically go out with the full intention of being penetrated by any guy who has a penis, as well as some limited concept of the English language. DTFTW girls are not generally aware that they are complete whores, despite the fact that they make a premeditated decision to fuck anything that walks that night. You can usually find these girls straggling aimlessly at the bar around last call by themselves because their DTFTW friends have ditched them to go fuck some random guys. Please seek caution when taking these girls home as they have been known to be excruciatingly loud and annoying, in addition to occasionally throwing in your bed. Be advised that DTFTW girls' favourite sex position is the dead starfish - so don't try to win these girls over with any elaborate sex positions.

There is NO similar expression used to describe the male gender, as men who are not "DTFTW" are basically either gay or worried about fucking yet another swamp donkey. A normal guy is generally assumed to be DTFTW when he goes out to the bar, despite of what the girl will look like the next morning.
Guy #1: Yo bro, did you end up fucking that straggler you took home last night?

Guy #2: Of course! Didn't you see that broad eye-fucking the shit out of every guy in the bar; she was DTFTW fo sho.

Guy #1: Yeah I kind of figured that...she had cock-addict written all over her face. How was it?

Guy #2: Terrible...the girl just laid there as I railed the shit out of her. After we were done, the bitch just threw up all over my sheets and would not stop yapping.

Guy #1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
DTFTW by Graham Zilla February 21, 2010
make america great again dtftw
dtftw by lucy gallon February 7, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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