Dry Dick December 

Dry Dick December (DDD) is for those who have failed No Nut November (NNN), where you don't ejaculate for the entire month.

I just failed No Nut November, but I can

still try to survive Dry Dick December.

Dry Dick December by GrapeSurgeon December 1, 2018

Dry Dick December 

immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december

Rules:

- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)

- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes

- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock

- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock

Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!

Dry Dick December by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

Dry Dick December 

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

Dry Dick December by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004