Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December (DDD) is for those who have failed No Nut November (NNN), where you don't ejaculate for the entire month.

I just failed No Nut November, but I can

still try to survive Dry Dick December.

Dry Dick December by GrapeSurgeon December 1, 2018

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Dry Dick December

immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december

Rules:

- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)

- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes

- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock

- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock

Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!

Dry Dick December by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

Dry Dick December by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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