Dry Bone
Dry Bone by GilaMonsteron January 11, 2008
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Dry Bone
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Dry Bone
The act of penetrating a vagina or anus without prior foreplay (human skin-on-skin contact) or lubrication.
Ok, so I'd had a beer or two. On my way home, kebab in hand, I called in on an 'old friend'. Having spent my energies devouring the stale kebab, I revealed my boner and penetrated the walls of her superdry cobwebbed vagina. It was the first skin on skin contact we had made. We didn't even pass one word of conversation. I went home.
eg: Simon and Sharon both agreed there was more moisture in the single tear rolling down her cheek than there had been throughout the 30 minute dry bone session.
Remember kids, a tub of vasoline is easily available from the local drugstore. this simple precaution vastly reduces your chances of encountering the dry bone
eg:
Lucy: "Boots are doing a speical offer on vasoline, its 2-for-1!"
Cecile: "Thanks all the same, but I'm a dry bone kinda gal!"
eg: Simon and Sharon both agreed there was more moisture in the single tear rolling down her cheek than there had been throughout the 30 minute dry bone session.
Remember kids, a tub of vasoline is easily available from the local drugstore. this simple precaution vastly reduces your chances of encountering the dry bone
eg:
Lucy: "Boots are doing a speical offer on vasoline, its 2-for-1!"
Cecile: "Thanks all the same, but I'm a dry bone kinda gal!"
Dry Bone by Randy Savage's Bitch November 5, 2005
bone dry
Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed and general retardedness of any non handicap persons. See also several advanced states including but not limited to; bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.
"Dude! You just fell on your face! Your bone dry!"
"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."
"Dude is Casey megabone already? We just got here!"
"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone"
"Some soberbone guy just gave me to much change, lets get bone."
"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."
"Dude is Casey megabone already? We just got here!"
"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone"
"Some soberbone guy just gave me to much change, lets get bone."
bone dry by little blake May 22, 2008
Bone Dry
A person, subject or situation which is dull, tiresome, boring, mundane - causing the sufferers to sigh, raise their heads to the sky, and wish they were anywhere else but here or with this person.
desert bone dry
adjective
an adjective typically used to describe a good dick sucking, usually refers to a really good one
it doesn't always have to mean a good thing, you can also use it when your friend says something stupid
an adjective typically used to describe a good dick sucking, usually refers to a really good one
it doesn't always have to mean a good thing, you can also use it when your friend says something stupid
desert bone dry by bonedrysucker69 December 5, 2016
Bone Dry
Bone Dry by RussianSpy434 March 25, 2020
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