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Drunk Chicken 

A drunk chicken can be one of four things each with a similar meaning.

1. A legit chicken that has ingested too much alcohol in one serving

2. A chicken that is super crazy or wacky

3. A very very drunk person who is acting like a dork or a chicken

4. A CRAZY human that is acting like they are drunk even though they have not in any way shape or form had any alcohol
How they are said

(1) Woah, Cierra that one drunk chicken!

(2) this chicken is acting like a drunk chicken

(3) hey, hey, hey, Mckenley, your a drunk chicken you can't drive!

(4) Emma, are you trying to look like a drunk chicken right now?
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chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.
Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.
chicken drunk by chickendrunk4life September 8, 2016

Too Drunk For This Chicken 

Not being able to understand something, can not comprehend something, or can not handle something.
Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"

Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken 

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever
Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

I_DRINKCHICKENGREASE 

The former infamous account who’s a fellow barb, but also a kitten and has the music taste of a goddess, was disabled at 500+ followers after being too “iconic” is what some would say
“ @i_drinkchickengrease posted a video of sanji and luffy f*cking. I absolutely came afterwards.”
I_DRINKCHICKENGREASE by TheSpamOG August 27, 2021

i_drinkchickengrease 

A nasty sloppy bitch who was removed from ig for a good cause
I hate @i_drinkchickengrease
i_drinkchickengrease by TheSpamOG August 27, 2021