Dropping a Deuce

A smoother way of saying you just had the shit of a lifetime. The kind that makes you proud to be a man and floating on cloud 9 afterwards.

Stems from the childhood question about going to the bathroom. #1 being urination; #2 being defecation…
“Deuce” meaning the #2 card in poker or a snake eyes in craps.

Man 1: Dude where the hell you been? This place is swarming with hotties... I need my wingman..
Man 2: I was dropping a Deuce. Who do you want? I'll get her and her friends.

by Johnny Walker Black77 July 23, 2010

Dropping a Deuce

When your testicles hang out of the bottom of your shorts or underwear.

Our neighbor was out mowing the lawn in his shorts, dropping a deuce for everyone to see.

by Zulzulo January 17, 2009

Drop a deuce

Take a shit, poop, post

Damn, man it stinks in there. Did you drop a deuce?

by wolfen October 22, 2012

drop a deuce

pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"

I just dropped a massive deuce in the urinal.

by Diego February 08, 2004

dropping a deuce

quite simply, taking a shit.

Lavinius and Cooch were on their 2005 MLB Midcoast Trip when Cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.

by thickage June 24, 2005

Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

by DJ Conan December 05, 2003

dropping a deuce

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".

Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.

by arvsft May 31, 2006