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dream steamer

When you shit in someone's pillow.

True story from a friend that shit in someone's pillow and sewed it back together.
He left a dream steamer in that chic's pillow!
dream steamer by r4ph April 3, 2008

STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM 

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.
STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM by Cwips February 15, 2004

steam and dream 

To smoke weed right before going to bed. Often results in pleasant dreams and an enjoyable rest, followed by an easy wake-up the next morning.

Sometimes coupled with a wake and bake.
Dude, I'm pretty tired. Wanna do a steam and dream, and work on this song tomorrow?

Steam n Dream 

Smoking marijuana before going to sleep, to receive a bodacious feeling in the morning after have the best sleep of ones life. (Opposite of "Wake n Bake")
Dude1: "Yo, man. What do we do? Steam n Dream or Wake n Bake?"
Dude2: "Definitely Steam n Dream man. You wake up feeling all bodacious!"
Steam n Dream by 678 D-team June 23, 2011

steam and dream 

similiar to wake & bake, steam and dream is smoking before going to sleep
I'm tired as hell, about to steam and dream, catch yall later

Dreamy steamer

When you fart on someone's pillow before they go to sleep and wake up work pink eye.
Jenna got a dreamy steamer last night and has to go to the doctor now to get it looked at.
Dreamy steamer by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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