Dragonball Evolution

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.

"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"

Dragonball Evolution by Jamesdrennan08 May 11, 2009

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Dragonball Evolution

another epic fail appearance.

major problem is: dont ever make a real movie based on a anime story. it will never work. not in 1000 years.

facts:

if youre a true fan of db, don't watch this movie, you will die.

almost no one had gone to the cinemas.(only f41l0rs)

no one will buy the dvd.

torrents are allready dead cuz it sucked so hard.

real dragonball fans want to forget that this movie was ever produced.

DB evolution is not over 9000.

a: whats the worst movie idea in 2009?

b: dragonball evolution! how much fail can the world take untill it breaks...

a: well i guess the limit is reached soon O_o

Dragonball Evolution by by jun 12, 2009 June 12, 2009

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Dragonball Evolution

A movie based off an awesome anime but was utterly destroyed by dumbshit Americans trying to make epic into a real life movie. Everyone appears to be Asian besides the main character Goku.

Goku does not have the badass hair.
Piccolo seems to look like some cheap Harry Potter Villian.
Bulma is even more of a bitch in the movie than in the anime.
Roshi some how has hair in the movie.
Chi Chi is not anything like she was in the anime, she is somehow a sexy fighting beast in the movie.

America needs to apologize to Japan, they must have felt totally offended by this pile of shit.

Derek: You hear about Dragonball Evolution?
Harleigh: Yeah, supposedly it's supposed to be as good as the Super Mario Bros Movie!
Derek: OH BOY!

Dragonball Evolution by spritefan2 June 15, 2009

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Dragonball Evolution

Dragonball Evolution the MUD is a text game based on the Dragonball theme. It's an unique game with offensive themes that most games won't use or even think about. This MUD was around before the Dragonball Evolution movie came out. So don't get this confused with the silly movie.

Dragonball Evolution was around before the movie.

Dragonball Evolution by DarkOzma October 3, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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