"Dragon Lady" is the common name of the biggest bitch who ever walked the earth, and unfortunately she is a frequent customer to Albertsons #6741. This particular breed of bitch is known to ask for carry outs, verbally bash the unlucky courtesy clerk who helps her out, and proceed to glare at him/her during her subsequent trips to Albertsons. Although she has a somewhat human form, she does not have a traditional name because she is not human. Some baggers report seeing her with a forked tongue, red eyes and steam coming out of her nostrils.
Oh no! Dragon Lady's coming through my line! I think I have a sweep right now...
I have to do a carry out for Dragon Lady. Here's my will.
I have to do a carry out for Dragon Lady. Here's my will.
by Formerzombie1224 August 16, 2010
A severely sociopathic woman. 1.)Typically a despondant man's wife of many years. see - drinking elbow 2.)A fucking lonely bitch!
"Your wife kicked you out of the house and then spray-painted pedophile wagon on your van?! - "Yep, she's a real dragon lady."
"So I married a dried up old dragon lady who couldn't reserect the strength to beep her LifeSign button, let alone reach orgasm."
"So I married a dried up old dragon lady who couldn't reserect the strength to beep her LifeSign button, let alone reach orgasm."
by fuckhead joe June 09, 2007
A woman who is a bitch. She's naggy, complains, yells and screams during arguments and when she can't get her way. She's narcissistic, controlling and acts out over the smallest things. She's the bridezilla .. The friend that gossips, and is always blowing steam
"She woke up and immediately started yelling because there was two dishes in the sink... Fuckin DRAGON LADY"
by *GunFingers* February 11, 2022
by The Fonz October 22, 2004
Performed when the sexual life of partners becomes somewhat dull....or just for the fuck of it.
Either way a man must first ejaculate in the back of a lady's throat and immediately pullout his penis whilst punching her nose so that the semen travels through the nasal cavity and out the nose along with a pool of blood. If done properly, it will appear as if the lady is a fire breathing dragon. Hence, "dragon lady".
Either way a man must first ejaculate in the back of a lady's throat and immediately pullout his penis whilst punching her nose so that the semen travels through the nasal cavity and out the nose along with a pool of blood. If done properly, it will appear as if the lady is a fire breathing dragon. Hence, "dragon lady".
1.
Troy: "ah ye-ah i did to that nasty ho Rebeca the dragon lady last night."
Mike: "wow man. was it as awesome as i said it'd be?"
Troy: "even better son. she was going wild!"
Mike: "nice."
2.
Rob: "This crazy bitch told me to dragon lady her last night!!!"
Brendan: "Did you do it!?!"
Rob: "Fuck yeah!"
Troy: "ah ye-ah i did to that nasty ho Rebeca the dragon lady last night."
Mike: "wow man. was it as awesome as i said it'd be?"
Troy: "even better son. she was going wild!"
Mike: "nice."
2.
Rob: "This crazy bitch told me to dragon lady her last night!!!"
Brendan: "Did you do it!?!"
Rob: "Fuck yeah!"
by RetiredStalker December 24, 2010
Female genitalia, including the labia.
by Dan H October 28, 2003
Asian cougar who is in position of power usually as wife of a boss. Known to be skilled in primitive thinking behaviours such as manipulation and deception in order to fuck you over.
Don't fuck her, man. She's a Dragon Lady.
by ponte September 10, 2006