A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.
by OHC3221 December 21, 2018
A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
by RUDDY JAM BUTTY October 23, 2011
Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...
Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
by The know it all from school June 16, 2018
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While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.
by Brellygreen April 17, 2017
An African woman’s vagina
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