Dr Phil 

Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.

Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?

Dr Phil by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

dr phil 

A guy with a doctorates with an ability to pull advice out of his ass

"Please buy my new book,' More Advice puled out of my ass'" -Dr Phil

dr phil by cyberfreakct38 January 30, 2009

dr phil 

A man who has become famous only because Oprah Winfrey see feminist or man hater gave him a show that airs after her's, because she became sick of seeing his ratty old face on her show every tuesday. The man dedicates entire weeks of his show to help people "lose weight" when the man looks as though he's never missed a meal in his life.

My friend asked me who that bald, dooshbaggin', redneck, wanna be shrink, who only became successful because Oprah's soccer mom army are to tired to change the channel after her show, was on T.V... and i replied !DR PHIL!

dr phil by drphil=redneck April 18, 2006

Dr Phil 

an evil dictator bent on ruling the world

dr phil has a mustache just like adolph hitler and joseph stalin did

Dr Phil by thegreatcornholio January 16, 2008

dr phil 

adj. to get all sensitive,all knowing, and preachy on someone you dont know

Dan totally Dr. Phil'd Cindy about her kids and she doesnt even have any! -

dr phil by B_easy January 19, 2005

Dr Phil 

verb meaning 'to over-analyse and come up with a stupid conclusion'

'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'

'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'

Dr Phil by Annamonkey May 17, 2006

dr phil 

The most brutal warrior ever to be spawned by a human. Dr Phil is a television psychiatrist who, in his spare time, kills hookers, babies, old people, and anyone who stands in range of his onslaught. Dr Phil cannot die, but can only get stronger. People make fun of him, and then suddenly stop. BECAUSE THEY DIE! It is believed that Chuck Norris once went under the training of Dr Phil, and is his greatest pupil. To this day, Dr Phil still pwns noobs.

John: Did you hear that Dr Phil can fly?
Jim: Wouldn't surprise me. I mean, he IS Dr Phil!

dr phil by me? February 14, 2006