Dr Bright 

A member of the scp foundation who has an entire rule book on what he can't do

Fuck tress I climb clouds motherfucker- Dr Bright

Dr Bright by Link_fd June 24, 2017

Dr Bright 

A member of the SCP Foundation who is immortal and is only allowed to breathe at the foundation, and not even everywhere. Oh, and he has chainsaw cannons.

Dr Bright, put down your chainsaw cannons!

Dr Bright by Xplayer76 May 4, 2021

Dr.Bright

A character from the SCP foundation, that has done very dumb stuff and is invincible.

Dr.Bright has been trying to breach 045.

Dr.Bright by Dr.bright is epic September 14, 2020

Dr Jack Bright 

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

Dr Jack Bright by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

Dr. Jack Bright 

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.

Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!

Dr. Jack Bright by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020