Dough Banger

Someone who is doughy in the head and constantly makes dumb decisions or says dumb things. When their stupidity is pointed out to them, they are usually to stupid to understand and give you a vacant look.

A chick asked me what the price was on a CD yesterday. I pointed to the huge orange price sticker and said, 'it's right there.' She vacantly looked at me and said 'so what's the price?' What a fucking dough banger!

Dough Banger by Tommy TT January 31, 2014

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douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do

someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery

douch baggery by REPZERO January 8, 2010

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Related Words

Dough Banger • doughbagger • Dough Boy • dough • dough boi • dough head • dough hoe • dough ho • dough man • Dough baby

Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.

Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery

Douch-baggery by anonymous September 19, 2022

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doughbagger

A promiscuous douche bag who is also a chubby chaser.

Look at that asshole Shawn go after the only fat girl here. What a doughbagger!

doughbagger by etaksm January 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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