Douche cream 

The gunk that comes out after a girl douches

I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night

Douche cream by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016

creamy douche 

A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.

That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.

creamy douche by goatballs December 26, 2013