Douche Noob 

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

Douche Noob by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

Noob tube douche 

Any douchebag that uses the grenade launcher as an attachment to assault guns in COD 4 modern warfare. This weapon shows off the douchebaggery and lack of any skill what so ever.

Dude get some skills and stop using that bullshit, you noob tube douche.

Noob tube douche by whiskey13 January 23, 2009

douchenoozle 

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

douchenoozle by Telephony December 6, 2011

[douchenoozle] 

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )

"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"

[douchenoozle] by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009

douchenoob 

the best and greatest of all insults

coined: Morgan Merlin Miller

p1:you faggot
p2:you douchenoob!
p1:.......

douchenoob by tranoobs45 October 8, 2011

doucheboob 

An especially vacuous, overbearing, ignorant person. A person exhibiting the obnoxiousness of a douchebag and the intelligence of a boob.

He doesn't know the first thing about ________ but acts like the expert, what a doucheboob.

doucheboob by doucheboob October 15, 2011

Douchenoob 

Can be used to describe anything dumb or annoying: a person, situation, idea, or object for example.

- That guy at work is a total douchenoob.

- My douchenoob car stopped working yesterday.

Douchenoob by f4ng5 July 15, 2014