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douche helmet 

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.
Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.
douche helmet by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004

douche-licking-helmet-wearer 

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)
I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

Douchehelmet

The windswept looking hair style that looks like a helmet made of douche for pubescent boys invented by The Walt Disney Corporation.
Justin Beiber certainly has a lovely douchehelmet.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026