Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)

"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.

Douche Canoosh by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019

Duchecanoosh 

Pronounce (duche-can-oosh)
Someone is rude but your too nice to call them a dickhead

Yo brad, don’t be such a duchecanoosh to Becky she didn’t do it

Duchecanoosh by Highhippy6969 September 22, 2019

Duchecanoosh 

a Complete jerk that you friends with but you can’t call them they are a duche without offending them so u use a sarcastic term (lowkey a high hippy )

Man chad, why you being such a duchecanoosh to Jessi

Duchecanoosh by Highhippy6969 September 22, 2019