A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.
All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.
by Michael Hancho May 14, 2020
The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
by vivalavengeance November 21, 2010
by adamINTHEVAN July 14, 2011
Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.
by theDunson January 26, 2019
-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)
-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.
-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.
-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)
Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
by IceKold88 December 11, 2009
Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.
Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe...
Dont be such a Douche canoe
Dont be such a Douche canoe
by Boosh.Jgc April 30, 2010
The worst kid of douche imaginable.
This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
by Stigmata. September 24, 2006