Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.
"Man I cant stand that do0d. He's such a bitch."
"Hell yeah he's a douche canoe for sure"
by theDunson January 26, 2019
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Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.
"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"
by Sassy but classy July 06, 2016
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see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag.
Amplified version of original Douche Bag.
Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar"
Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"
by awesome_s December 07, 2010
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A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.
Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!
by BringerofMail December 11, 2010
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A douche who lives his whole life a canoe, drinking sea water and surviving on fish.
''Serhan your such a douche canoe''
by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013
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Synonym for a Kayak. A manual powered boat for douchebags who drive around with their kayaks on top of their car to let everyone know how outdoorsy they are, and how much money they plopped down for an oversized bath toy that they will use three to five times before trying to sell it on Craigslist for 90% of what they paid for it.

Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
At summer camp, you paddle around the lake on a canoe. Once you become a yuppie prick, you must drive around with a Kayak strapped to the top of your subaru outback. You are said to be transporting your douche canoe, because you have a boat and you are a douche.
by Lieutenant Buzzkill August 30, 2010
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When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".
Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.

Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.
by mr. politically correcto. July 04, 2009
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