Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.
I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.
by Pizza head July 22, 2015
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A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.
I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.
by Steve Calakious March 03, 2010
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1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme January 19, 2012
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Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!
Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.
by phenix_247 September 09, 2009
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A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'
Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?

Steve: Yeah, what about him.

Bob: He's such a douche canoe.
by Hematidrosis October 07, 2011
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Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.
by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015
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