An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.
*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
by FretWizard February 02, 2014
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Any wigger driving a four door white jeep while wearing white Oakey's
Man did you see Summers driving his jeep he is such a douche canoe!
by Xvoodoo June 08, 2015
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a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason
look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes
by G millz May 03, 2012
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Nolan
"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'
by whatadouchecanoe December 30, 2011
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Double the douchieness of a regular douche. Usually just does douchey things like being a douche. You will be a douche canoe if you have tribal tattoos or gel your hair, also if you're just a dick to people.
Jimmy is such a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
by summercandy March 24, 2011
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-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)

-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.

-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)

Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
by IceKold88 December 11, 2009
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See "Donald Trump"
Just when I thought there couldn't be a bigger Douche canoe ...Donald Trump came along
by Mysticman57 March 06, 2017
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