Definitions by Zoltarr777

Douché 

Acknowledging a person's comeback while adding that they are a douche.

(Combination of Douche and Touché.)

Person 1: Hey! I got a B+ on my exam!

Person 2: Dude, I got an A.

Person 1: Douché...

Douché by Zoltarr777 November 11, 2010