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Double-Eight 

Absolutely Broken. Completely unrepairable, replacement is the only option. From the Cable boxes from Telewest in the UK that display 88.88 when the CPU dies; when the engineer shows up, he invariably rubs his chin and says "oooh... Double-eight."
Oh, blimey, my Renault 11 is double-eight. Some scallywag took it down the forest and burnt it out.
Double-Eight by Lev November 14, 2005
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nine double eight

A 9 MM Pistol that holds 16 rounds. A 9 MM Pistol with a fifteen round magazine and one round in the chamber.

Fully loaded and ready to go.

Etymology
Nine = 9 MM
Double Eight = (2 x 8) = 16 Rounds.

Pointing;
I've got a Nine Double Eight, your ass better have a vest.
nine double eight by The Machine September 23, 2006

double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of.
" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026