England's Wang

Another Word for the county of Cornwall

(look at a map)

Dan: Where are you off too for the summer bob?

Bob: Cornwall, on the train

Dan: So you'll be riding the rails down England's Wang

Bob: Pretty Much

by loddonlol April 25, 2010

England's Largest Off-Licence

Place whose sole reason for existence is for English people to go and stock up on alcoholic drink. In other words, France.

I'm on a booze-cruise to England's Largest Off-Licence.

by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

England's History

A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.

Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!

by JohnSussy May 19, 2022

Queen of England’s dog water

The best of best type of dog water, you can’t find this dog water of a player anywhere else.

“You’re the Queen of England’s dog water! you’re so bad!”

by dogwater2765 January 11, 2021

New England Social

The act of dressing up in one's best apparel before commencing sexual intercourse, or during sexual intercourse. Tuxedo's, gowns, dresses, suits, etc....

Steve held a New England Social at his apartment.

by John 007 June 29, 2006

New England Slop Bucket

After crapping, pissing, and ejaculating in a bucket and leaving it to mix for a month, it is used for dumping on a girl after intercourse.

After Zucker finished up... he took the New England Slop Bucket and dumped it on Grimace.

by Gotsussman32 March 15, 2008

new england superhero

A man or woman who drapes a cardigan over their shoulders and ties the sleeves in front.

The Starbucks down the street is rife with New England Superheros on Sunday mornings.

by shannonkg September 6, 2008