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A religion based around a Dorito (male) and a a Tub (female)
Their ten commandments are :
1. Always Give attention to a tub or dorito who is in need
2. Always respond to the attention bell, no matter what
3. Never break a super pinky promise
4. If you can’t uphold a pinky promise make sure to remove it via secret handshake
5. Always give big bear hugs
6. Always dance to star trekking across the universe

7. Always deliver a toast before meal (not to socialism)
8. Always give a goodnight kiss
9. Always say ‘’goodmeyro’’ in the morning
10. ALWAYS GO ON ATLEAST ONE ADVENTURE PER MONTH
Doritubism is the best religion in the wurl
by Mr Dorito Man June 12, 2018
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