Bolivian doormat

When multiple European men ejaculate onto each other's feet and then step on a woman, wiping the semen on her.

"I heard Katie is a real freak!"
"Why's that?"
"Someone told me that she got a Bolivian doormat ran on her last night"

by Citrum June 7, 2017

weekend doormat

A term given to the sataday workers that the general public walk all over on.

Man: hey look at that guy getting shouted at by that girl. He must be a weekend doormat.

by david dring April 5, 2006

Swedish Doormat

When a man rubs the cum off his penis on a woman's pubes, before going back to intercourse.

Friend 1: Have you tried some new moves in the bedroom?
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.

by Jedi Master Joe September 23, 2017

chicago doormat

A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see Frankie give that guy a Chicago Doormat?

by Kejax September 10, 2017

Dance Dance Doormat

When they answer the door you start dancing until they get mad at you

We played dance dance doormat for a whole hour which was fun untill this drunk guy punched Steve in the face

by MowMows April 6, 2009

three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.

"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".

by Peter Preston June 11, 2007

Hairy Doormat

The act of rubbing someone's face into your pubic hair's.

Manny was talking mad shit, so I had to give him the hairy doormat.

by TheMonkeKing November 7, 2023