dookie legs 

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.

After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.

dookie legs by HBomb76 May 16, 2017

Dookie legs 

The act of sneaking/crawling up behind someone… (usually if they are walking over/past dog poop or something brown and vaguely turd shaped, but not always!) …suddenly wrapping your arms around their legs and tackling them to the floor, always accompanied by a shout of “Dookie legs!”

My brother dookie legsed me when I was walking past the compost heap and now I’m covered in mud and rotten fruit.

Dookie legs by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023