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Donut Smoker

My manager Brady is a donut smoker when he makes us stay later.
by SuckMyDickBrady May 19, 2017
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dont smoke mate

Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.

Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !

This leaves them feeling confused and upset
stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)

you "dont smoke mate"

Stranger "uhh"

"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!
by train spottings gay December 7, 2011
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a casual phrase or invitation for someone who wants to fight. Usually said by 7th graders trying to fight 8th graders and sound tough but their not. Can be used when the winning person of the fight says it to the loser as their in the fetal position on the ground crying.
Logan: "on the ground crying after the got whooped"

Aiden: Yeah n*gga, dont start the fire unless you want the smoke
by fu*kN*gga August 30, 2022
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