Donge

English slang for someone of a less then savoury nature, or someone whom you dislike.
E.g a wanker, dickhead, cunt

Can also be coupled with a large range of seemingly unrelated words,
e.g, donge cake, donge fish, donge boat etc etc

Why do you even talk to Patrick? Hes such a donge.

I cant believe you gave head to Michael!! Hes the biggest donge face you fucking donge skag hoe!

by Smchiael November 21, 2010

Donge

Crazy or wack, typically used after juking your friend or being juked.

“You’re donge”

by TheRealRoanP August 9, 2021

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Donald Trump.

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021

cyber danger wank

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

dongerlord

The G18 giving people the biggest sick on CSGO. An amazing guy who likes licking the ass of all those who are inferior.

The Dongerlord is fucking all of them.

Dongerlord clutch!

by The Dongerlord is fucking them July 12, 2015

dangerous pussy

Pussy so good it’s hard to say no or stay away from even if you’re married

I promised myself to never talk to her again, but it’s so hard because she’s got a dangerous pussy.

by Siredd November 11, 2017

Danger Yank

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.

Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.

by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017