Donald Duck

A guy that's been kicked out of the Navy for being gay.

" Why was Rear Admiral Reed discharged from the Navy? He looks so damn good in his uniform?"
"Don't bother girl. Seamen Reed doesn't swing that way. The Navy Donald Ducked his sweet ass."
"Ah, snap, Reed is gay? "
"All the best one's are"

by Duglasq26 May 18, 2017

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Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who never ever starts an argument, who never shows a bit of temperment? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?

Donald Duck always gets screwed over by his friends and relatives.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

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Disney's best and funniest cartoon character, with one of the most famous voices in animation.

Not a "bad guy" but quick-tempered and grouchy. Often can't resist doing something a little mean-spirited--for which he always pays.

It's his mishandling of situations that makes him funny. He's not "perfect" like good guy cartoons, but is deeply flawed. And after things blow up in his face his temper is hilarious, mostly because of his grouchy "quack-quack" voice.

In one cartoon he's got a huge outdoor model railroad set up, and when he discovers the chipmunks Chip & Dale living in one of his model houses he's thrilled at first--but then can't resist teasing them by making it rain, snow, etc., on them.

by Super Genius February 18, 2005

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