Don’t try me
Don’t try me by EatTheBeltBitch. October 26, 2020
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Guy: Wanna get out of here?
Girl: Boy, don't try me.
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: Do I look like a hoe to you?
Girl: Boy, don't try me.
Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: Do I look like a hoe to you?
don't try me by dareelists September 21, 2013
Don't Try Me. Try Jesus
A phrase, believed to have originated from the urban innards of society, that is uttered as a reminder to the offender that they will get read for filth or experience total annihilation when they try you. A stark reminder that you're better off trying Jesus, "but don't try my patience!"
Offender: "damn. You's a straight bitch! How you gonna leave an empty ass box of frosted flakes in the cabinet"
Me: "no job having ass complaining about not having any cereal! Get your broke ass up and go get a job so you can buy your punk ass cereal! Don't try me. Try Jesus!"
Me: "no job having ass complaining about not having any cereal! Get your broke ass up and go get a job so you can buy your punk ass cereal! Don't try me. Try Jesus!"
Don't Try Me. Try Jesus by GG Allin August 29, 2021
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026
Pretty Privilege
A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026