dolphin punch 

When a guy pops a huge wally wiener and pokes someone in the face. Usually the penile poke in the face is more like a jab but tricky experts in the art of dolphin punching have a variety of techniques like the upper cut, windmill, handstand reach around, and my all time favorite the sucker punch. "hey whats that over there", and BAM!!! a slap stick anaconda straight into their cornea. This is usually a prank played on friends, your girlfriend, or maybe your boss. So have fun dolphin punching your way to success.

Jose if you don't shut up i'm gonna dolphin punch you right in your eye.

dolphin punch by Saltbox October 28, 2005

Dolphin punch 

When punch and or slap someone using your penis

"wow did you hear? Foulcault dolphin punched himself in the eye!"

Dolphin punch by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014

punch a dolphin 

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

punch a dolphin by NittyGritty May 30, 2018

punch the dolphin 

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

punch the dolphin by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

dolphin pinch 

When someone inserts either the index or the middle finger in the butt hole and the thumb in the vagina. When pinched the girl makes a eek ekk eeek dolphin sound.

She had the highest eek when i dolphin pinched her. Maybe i pinched too hard.

dolphin pinch by dick choke worthy April 3, 2016

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005