Dojoism 

A religion based off of Class Dojo, a sort of Google Classroom for elementary kids. This religion has a Bible and is currently only practiced in the United States Of America. The higher authorities of Dojoism are seeking our recruits to join, as Dojoism is a fast-growing religion. Some of the people in the Bible include Mojo, Blue Hair, Ms. Skinny, Snitch, The Pink Lady, and a few more minor characters.

Chris- "Man! Stacy joined Dojoism last week, and is making a shrine for Blue Hair!"
Albert- "I've always wanted to be in Dojoism, but I never knew how to join."
Stacy- "Oh it's easy! You just read the Bible and start learning. Soon enough you'd have joined!"

Dojoism by Dojoism Founder September 16, 2021

Dodoism 

The art of committing forum suicide by acting as unintelligent as humanly possible

You seen Ian on the forums... he is performing dodoism

Dodoism by A Player May 16, 2006

dooism 

When a person proclaims a statement as truth or common, but cannot support the statement with any facts other than their own opinion.

A says: ...the Brisbane Broncos coach is Wayne 'smiles a lot' Bennett...
B says: who calls him smiles a lot?
A says: everybody
B asks people around, no body calls him that
A says: well all my friends do...
B says: there is another 'dooism'

dooism by RubbishSpotter September 2, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012