Franz: Did you get that hernia checked out Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Yaaaas Fraaanz!

Franz: What did they say Haaaaanz?!
Hanz: It's infläääämbled Fraaaanz!!

Franz: Look at that craaaazy guy over there Haaanz!!
Hanz: Yaaaa, he must be super craaaazy Fraaaaanz, especially with that duck.
Franz: How many days did they say you have to live, Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Näääät aläääät Fraaaanz!!
Franz: Well you better hit the gym Haaaanz!!
Hanz: Now is not the time Franz. hearing the news really hit me... I mean, I have a wife, and three beautiful children. I'm not ready to look into the eyes of my kids for the last time, Seeing the smiles of Bräääänz, Päääänz, and Daryll. I can't bear to let them know papa isn't gonna be there for them, to see them succeed, fall down, and every wonderful thing in-between in life.

Franz: Oh I'm sorry Ha- OH MY GÄÄÄÄD HÄNZ THE DUCK GUY WHATS HE DÓÓING???
Hanz: WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄW!!!
Franz and Hanz: The Dinkmasters
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The Dinkmasters by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024

The Dinkmasters

The greatest Badminton team to every grace Indiana.

Franz: Do you still have that hernia Häns?
Hans: Yäääääääs Fräääääns!
Franz: What did the doctors say Haaanz?
Hans: It's Infläääääämed Fräääänz!
Franz: Hey look at that weird guy over there!
Hans: Oh my gäääääääd! So weird especially with that duck!
Franz: Yääää, with the duck, so craaaazy. How much time did the doctors say you had to live Hans?
Hans: Näääät aläääät Fräääänz.
Franz: Better get to the gym then Hans!
Hans: Nows not the time Franz. I mean, I have had to come to grips with my own mortality. I have a wife Franz. And three beautiful children. I cannot think of not being there to see little Bränz, Pänz, and Daryll grow up without their papa. I have so much more to do, and being told I can't do it, and so somehow I should try to find fulfillment in the unfinished story my life will end as. My mind rejects the notion. I... I can't think about it Franz. I want to hold my children close but they now remind me that I will never see them succeed, fail and everything else in life. I... It's cold Franz... So cold...
Franz: Oh my god Hans I didn- THE DUCK GUY IS BACK OHMYGOD HAÄÄÄNS!!
Hans: OH MY GÄÄÄÄÄÄD FRÄÄÄÄÄNZ HES BÄÄÄÄÄCK!!!
Franz and Hans: (in unison) The Dinkmasters
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The Dinkmasters by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026