Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 08, 2019

Doing homework

Having sex with your crush

Yes I'm doing homework

by Doing homework February 03, 2019

doing homework

When James and Jennifer get together on long summer nights and have wild, raunchy sex.

"I'm going to be doing homework all summer long."

by Ashizzie June 11, 2006

doing homework

code for smoking pot

: "where were you 3rd period?"
: "i was doing homework with sam."

by xschfiftehfive December 01, 2006

doing homework

An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.

Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.

by ja1ck October 17, 2011

doing homework

what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off

"I need help son!"
"i can't mother i am doing homework"

by A2K February 18, 2003

doing homework

Surfing urban dictionary

I've been surfing urbandictionary.com doing homework for two hours.

by John A December 06, 2004